When I first began this blog, I thought there was going to be more drunken college sex – frat parties, typical college bars, keggers… I was stoked to write about all those crazy things we coeds do. But the trend has been toward older men lately and so I haven’t exactly had much University sex. No stereotypical wasted hook-ups or beer pong tourneys ending in streaking. In fact, I hadn’t slept with anyone under the age of 28 in about a year…
Until last night. Last night I became slutty, sloppy drunk. Last night will probably never repeat itself. Last night was… interesting, to say the least.
Last night found me buying booze for eight underaged college boys. I was the only 21 year old AND the only girl. And by the end of the drinking games (a game called something like Mushroom and then Moosehead), I was trashed. A few of us went outside, and someone decided it was a good idea to see if he could do the helicopter in the middle of the street. Clothes were shed and soon we were all daring one another to take our clothes off in the middle of a busy street near the University.
I don’t know who suggested we go on a walk, but soon, we’d split off into a group of three – me, the helicoptering naked boy who I’ll call Uninhibited Boy, and another attractive boy I’ll call Charming because he could sweet talk just about anyone (especially with his pretty babyface). At this point, I am stumbling drunk. Trashed. Wasted. Flashing semi-truck drivers and trying to attempt conversation with anyone who walks by. Last night, I regressed from tipsy, wild club girl to drunk college mess.
It wasn’t long into our walk before someone (I think it was Charming) brought up a threesome. And let me tell you, I have no idea how it was discussed or anything about how we decided in the end to do it, all I know is we had a destination – the top of the college music building to which Charming had keys – and we were going to make a condom pitstop on the way.
I don’t know how we afforded condoms, only that we suddenly had some, and I don’t remember much else until we were suddenly on top of a parking garage (unclear about what fell through concerning the music building). I guess Uninhibited Boy called first because that’s what happened. Charming waited, then came over and I know I sucked his cock while UB did me from behind… Eiffel Towered, as the kids call it these days.
Details are fuzzy. Charming licked off my clit ring at one point though the memory of him going down on me is missing. I do remember trying to concentrate on keeping a cock in my mouth and my piercing jewelry in my hand. I lost it eventually (the ring, not the cock, of course. I’m sad about losing the opals…).
I only wish I remembered more of what was probably the sluttiest thing I’ve ever done. I’m not sure I would have done it sober, but don’t get me wrong, I’m not really wallowing in reget or anything. Just chalking it up to being a crazy night at University after too much beer! I’d like to just have my slut moment and leave it there. Give those boys a one night stand to remember.
Ah, classic college memories… Being fucked while completely trashed by two guys on top of the parking garage while the sun rises overhead. I think my mobile Twitter post says it best: “just had her firsu mmf threesime. dink. srunk. yep”
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