[Secret - The Pierces]
Conversations from last weekend:
Coquitten: So, um, did you wear a school uniform, too?
London Guy: Yeah, I mean, we all did.
Coquitten: What did it look like?
London Guy: Blazer, tie, black pants… y’know, like all of them. And I was a prefect, so I had a badge.
Coquitten: *already fantasizing* Did you punish all the younger boys with detentions?
London Guy: Sometimes, sure.
Coquitten: I bet you were perfect to all the teachers and then really cheeky with everyone else… *imagining LG with his tie askew, giving cocky grins to older secretaries like Daken in The History Boys*
London Guy: Pretty much.
*long pause*
Coquitten: So… do you have a picture?
London Guy: Are you still on that?
Coquitten: We don’t have schoolboys in uniforms…
London Guy: I might.
*another pause*
Coquitten: *sly look* Do you still have the whole uniform…?

Image from an article on "The Making of The History Boys"
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Coquitten: I bet you were a naughty schoolboy.
London Guy: *starts laughing and doesn’t stop for a good two minutes*
Coquitten: *narrowed eyes* What was so funny?
London Guy: The way you say naughty… Say it again!
Coquitten: *self conscious* Noooo, you’re just going to laugh at me, tell me why it’s funny!
London Guy: Just say it.
Coquitten: Er… naughty.
London Guy: *cracks up again*
Coquitten: I don’t get it!
London Guy: Well… It’s just that… with your accent… It sounds really filthy.
Coquitten: What, like pornographic?
London Guy: Exactly. Say it again for me!
Coquitten: I’m not even saying it in a sexy voice! *drops into sultry tones* Like this… Naughty.
London Guy: It’s filthier the other way.
*long silence as I realize the other people on the bus are listening*
London Guy: Hey… say “naughty nanny…”
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Coquitten: I think I want to start a travel blog to describe all these amazing sights I’m seeing!
London Guy: Would you talk about all the sights? *suggestive glance toward his cock*
Coquitten: *giggles* Well, no, because my mum would read it.
London Guy: You could start some other kind of blog. I don’t know, some sort of wild blog that talks about all the other things you did this weekend. *grins and nudges me*
Coquitten: *straight face, though dissolving into giggles internally* What a fantastic idea. I just might do that, too.
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