[Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper]
Tomorrow I intend to look hot and sexy and get drunk and flirty. I need to have a night of absolute wild fun, which I haven’t done in too long. If I don’t, I am in danger of crushing on London Guy and I think I better avoid that mess. I made a Freudian slip to the flatmates the other day about wanting to impress him. Not just impress him, but make him like me.
Isn’t the point of having a lover who lives in another city to NOT get attached? It worked with the Engineer, Performer, Super Hot Amazing Club Guy who I never wrote about… Then again, they didn’t offer to take me on a Whirlwind Weekend in London…
It’s just the accent, it’s just the accent, it’s just the accent… I need to find someone to make out with tomorrow night! I’m not really worried. I’ve made it pretty clear to him I don’t want something serious and so I will take this Whirlwind Weekend as just another chance to party and sex his gorgeous body up. Fun, fun, fun!
By the way, I never mentioned it, but I’ve stopped seeing Narcissus (though he hasn’t stopped inviting himself over). I ran into him at a club a couple weeks ago and, after excusing myself to go home early (read: avoid him by getting a good night’s sleep), I received the ‘booty call’ text.
Narcissus: What’s up? Why’d you leave?
Coquitten: Just tired, wasn’t feeling well.
Narcissus: Can I come over?
Coquitten: No, I don’t think so. I want to get some sleep.
Narcissus: C’mon, I’ll just come stop by.
Coquitten: I said no.
Narcissus: Well fuck off you piss head!
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That’s what he actually wrote to me. “Fuck off you piss head!” What made him think he would get laid by me after that? He’s called twice and texted me twice since then. I don’t intend to answer. Never mind that I can’t believe a word out of his mouth, I will never let a guy talk to me like that and get away with it.
What a jerk. Ruining all the lovely sex he would have had with me had he not had that rudeness problem.
At least there’s LG to cheer me up! Wait, no! Must. Not. Crush. Must get silly drunk and tongue-wrestle with someone to rid myself of this sappy silliness! Wish me luck. ;P
This won’t change things much, but here piss head/pisshead is slang for a drunk person. Maybe he thought you’d gone home because you were wankered (drunk!) and he was trying to be a bit cheeky/edgy by telling you to ‘fuck off’? Either way, it failed!
Hmm… Well, it does sound a little less rude that way. In the States, that just sounds like an incredibly crass insult! I think he was trying to be cheeky but I don’t play that way. I like my cheekiness to be lighthearted!
I doubt that you’ll need any luck in getting what you’re looking for…
Narcissus sounds like a dickhead, good riddance I say!
You never know! Sometimes I go out and don’t even get a second glance, and sometimes I’m the belle of the club. I don’t know what it will be like tomorrow…
Definitely good riddance to Narcissus!
yeah- i gotta agree that sounds horribly insulting and rude. Good luck tonight!!
….look hot and sexy and get drunk and flirty…. Sounds like my kind of fun! Don’t worry about getting attached. Have fun!
Fuck off you piss head….. WOW. He really knows how to woo a girl, no? *blech* Good riddance to him. (asshat)
HAVE FUN!!! ~xo
Slang or no slang, you shouldn’t send a text like that to somebody if you ever expect them to get down and dirty with you in the future. I’m honestly puzzled how he thought he had a chance with you after a dismissal like that.
Have fun with your tongue-wrestling…and maybe more if you find somebody appropriate!
– PB
I love it when guys are so quick to burn their bridges to the next time. I’ve been told that the “bad boy” persona gets chicks in bed, but I can’t believe that women have such a short memory that you can send a text like this and expect a good result the next time you are drunk, horny, and alone, even if she’s feeling the exact same way.
Good job for saying no.