Post #100! Oh, and HNT – November 5th, 2009

This is my official post #100! If you’ve been following me from the beginning, you may know that there were a large number of posts I cut out when coworkers found my blog. But as it stands now, this is number one-zero-zero! And I’m very proud.

To commemorate this occasion, here are 100 things you may or may not have known about me sexually!

1. I love sex.
2. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night.
3. I had my tongue pierced for four reasons: a) it was 2-4-1 piercing day at the parlor, b) I loved the way it looked, c) I admit, I did want to use it while giving head, and d) my man at the time had his done and ohgodyes did that ever feel good!
4. I like it rough.
5. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25.
6. I regret only one of those.
7. I’ve been titty-fucked.
8. I’ve had a MMF threesome.
9. I haven’t had a FFM threesome (but I want to!).
10. I’ve dated and/or slept with guys of these nationalities: Persian, Saudi Arabian, Russian (x2), Indian, English, Lebanese, Kurdish, Cuban, South African, Mexican, and American.
11. I have an FBI record for dating the Saudi Arabian… and the FBI knew details of my sex life I hadn’t given them myself. Creepy. [Only now, I share my sex life with the entire internet, so I guess I can't really complain.]
12. I used to get sent home early from pre-school for taking my clothes off and trying to chase the boys so I could kiss them.
13. My first serious boyfriend (age 16) once tried to get me to touch his penis (I had never before touched one!), and when I said no, we compromised that I would just “look at it for a little bit.”
14. I was once choked during sex (by someone I trust to the highest degree). It was hot.
15. I used whipped cream as a sex toy for the first time when I was 17.
16. I love being on top… but I love it more if he’s grabbing my hips and moving me up and down.
17. I have a clitoral hood piercing.
18. I’ve had sex on a kitchen counter… that wasn’t mine. Or his.
19. I’m incredibly aroused by women, especially lesbian porn… but in practice, I’m totally straight.
20. I’ve been tied up.
21. I’ve tied someone up.
22. The oldest person I’ve had sex with was 17 years my senior.
23. I once stuck the handle of a hairbrush up someone’s ass.
24. I only have one nipple pierced, and I’ll probably keep it that way.
25. I once got fingered in a sandbox at a playground (I was 17). It definitely wasn’t a repeat experience.
26. My favorite movie sex scene is in The Red Violin, when the gypsy girl is fucking the violinist as he plays.
27. I’ve had sex in front of a stranger.
28. I like to read Craigslist ads searching for a girl for a FFM threesome. I’ve never responded, but I think it would be really hot to be a “couple’s toy” for a night.
29. I like nibbling on ears.
30. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall.
31. One of my hottest sexual experiences was Engineer fucking me as we both watched ourselves in the mirror.
32. I love watching guys masturbate.
33. I’ve always, always wanted to have sex in a library.
34. I used to work for Starbucks and I always wanted to do an HNT in just my green apron… Unfortunately, I gave them all away when I quit.
35. I think champagne is the sexiest drink to have with a lover. It has a sexy name, it comes in a sexy glass, and it has a sophistication to it that even wine does not.
36. In that vein, I have always wanted someone to drizzle champagne on me and lick it off.
37. In high school, I was the romantic and my best friend Bear was the sex goddess. Not that she isn’t any less goddess-y, but now, the roles have sort of switched. As is, she prefers relationships and I enjoy casual sex.
38. I buy bedsheets based on how sexy I think they look.
39. I love water sex – I’ve had sex in a pool, a shower, and a hot tub. I also love making out in the rain and hope to have sex during a thunderstorm.
40. I’ve never owned more than two sex toys at a time.
41. In Israel, I once had to deter a guy who was trying to have sex with me in a bathroom. My Hebrew isn’t great, so the only thing I could think to say was, “Bad time of the month!” (which wasn’t true!).
42. I used to fuck a customer from the bar who we all called Motorcycle Marty.
43. Since getting to the UK, I’ve had sex only seven times.
44. I had sex in the middle of a baseball diamond.
45. I’ve fucked a college football player.
46. My almost first kiss resulted in me laughing in the guy’s face. Oops! But to be fair, he tried while my dad was driving him home and we were in the backseat. It was not the time nor the place.
47. Ever since I became confident sexually, I’ve wanted to have revenge sex with this guy I met freshman year. I had sucked, and he was a jerk.
48. My favorite toy right now is my LELO Lily that RainCityBaby got me.
49. Three people I’ve slept with know about this blog. I don’t think any of them read it regularly and I’m not sure one of them has ever even looked for it.
50. In the last week, I have made myself cum at least three times a day.
51. The most used tags for my blog are (in alphabetical order): breasts, cock, dating, fucking, HNT, pussy, sex, and the Engineer.
52. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. So do most of my sexual partners.
53. Despite that, I’ve never had anal sex.
54. I have been rimmed though.
55. I prefer finger-fucking to oral sex, but it’s best if they’re combined.
56. I used to hate having my breasts touched. It reminded me of my first boyfriend.
57. My first vibrator was actually really good. It was a multi-speed/multi-function ribbed bullet which was incredibly powerful and lasted a year and a half until I dropped it.
58. I started reading sex blogs when I googled “How to give a blowjob” and landed on The Over-Educated Nympho’s How-To. I was 18.
59. My roommate freshman year and I once tried to learn how to dirty talk by writing an anonymous naughty letter to one of the boys down the hall. We taped it to his door and ran away giggling. It had choice phrases like “I love your coffee-colored skin and want you to put your cream in my cup.”
60. I once gave someone a blowjob in his kitchen while a party happened in his living room.
61. I think the sexiest thing about a man is the V of his hips leading down to his cock. I love when his trousers slip just enough that it’s subtly visible.
62. I once had sex on a giant trampoline.
63. I’ve had sex with a guy who had a Prince Albert.
64. I really want to fuck a guy with a strap-on.
65. The second guy I ever had sex with was a frat guy with a “reputation.” Screw the rep, we were safe, and he really knew what he was doing.
66. I like ribbed condoms better than smooth.
67. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum.
68. I always tear up a little when I deep-throat… and for some reason, I love how sexy and slutty that makes me feel.
69. I don’t like 69ing. Can’t concentrate on what I’m doing. Two people doing half-assed oral isn’t as good as one person giving their full attention.
70. I like (rationally) jealous boyfriends.
71. I like silly sex.
72. I once had sex after drinking a few shots of Absinthe. It was incredibly heightened sensation-wise and we had to stop because it felt so good it hurt.
73. I am really turned on by being told what to do.
74. I have never ‘made love.’
75. I love teasing a guy while he’s on the phone.
76. One of my hottest first kisses with a guy was in a theatre dressing room.
77. I am often the one to take initiative sexually.
78. I think spontaneous bondage – being tied up with a tie, a belt, or some other everyday object – is infinitely hotter than bondage toys.
79. Until recently, I could not always make myself cum during masturbation.
80. My first real orgasm was during a bubble bath.
81. I once signed up for a Sugar Daddy dating website. I went on one dinner date, but it was really not my thing. Nothing happened.
82. I read somewhere vanilla, as a scent, is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs for men, so I always try to have something with vanilla in it in my bathing/perfume routine. Currently, it’s a vanilla bodywash.
83. I love playing with nipples.
84. If ever necessary, I have music picked out to striptease to.
85. Before I leave university, I really want to fuck a professor.
86. I don’t own any panties that aren’t thongs or boyshorts. No granny panties or even bikini briefs in my underwear drawer! (Oh, wait. Except ONE pair that is lacey and leopard print, but y’know. Close enough.)
87. I really want to fuck Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
88. My best friend Bear taught me how to give head with a big, black, suction cup dildo.
89. I love having my hair pulled.
90. I sometimes forget how non-vanilla I am and how many non-vanilla things I’m aware about that others aren’t and shock people.
91. I’ve had sex with a sexy firefighter, though he wasn’t wearing his uniform at the time. Backdraft was on in the background, though…
92. I wish more guys would want you to put your finger up their ass.
93. I love being naked.
94. I think it’s fun to go out somewhere “freshly fucked”.
95. A partner and I once broke a key off a keyboard AND a blender in what he referred to as the “throes of passion.”
96. I hate sex terms like “donkey punch”, “Dirty Sanchez”, etc. I especially hate “superman”, but that’s mostly because Soulja Boy is an idiot.
97. I think sexting is totally hot.
98. I was once given a joke candy-cane shaped vibe for X-mas… and he totally used it on me later that night.
99. I have incredibly nice canvas posters on my wall… of yummy erotica.
100. I’m cheating for #100… It’s my HNT! But you get four pictures this week and a bit more than I usually show (above the neck, anyway ;P risky? perhaps… but I like a little risk!), so I think it’s worth #100.

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Last week for Halloween, I was a faerie. I found this wonderful Venetian carnival mask…

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Don’t forget to stop on by Osbasso’s! Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone, and Happy 100 to me!

HNT – Thursday, October 29th

While I did have a lovely idea for a Halloween HNT, I thought I’d show you the effect this past weekend has had on my own roaming fingers and save the witching hour for next week. I simply can’t keep my hands out of my panties – and yes, they are a brand called “Hot Bottoms”.

HHNT! Check out Osbasso for more!

 

HNT – October 15th, 2009

Now that I’m settled in, my room in my flat has become a mess. Clothes, shoes, make-up, books… Everything has exploded all over my floor. Buuuut that’s what my room looked like at home, so I guess I won’t feel homesick!
However, if I get an inkling that I might bring a guy home, I should probably clean this place up. I couldn’t even bring myself to show you guys a picture of the floor, but here are a couple of the room and who is in it!

Don’t forget to *click* for a better look of what’s in the mirror…

If you *click* this one, you might see what a Coquitten looks like when she’s studying…!

HHNT! Head over to Osbasso’s and see who else is up today.

HNT – October 8th, 2009

Happy HNT, guys, I’m fully back. Nothing half-nekkid about me, buuut… I’m sure no one minds.

HNT – September 3rd, 2009

A continuation of how close best friends can be, first introduced last week.

I don’t know how much I’ll be posting in the next couple weeks. If things work out well with Super Hot Gorgeous Delicious Club Guy then I may have something as early as Saturday. Otherwise, I’m frazzled by the pace of real life and may need to stick with just HNTs until I get settled in overseas.

HNT – August 27th, 2009

Without my best friend Bear, I would not be the Coquitten.

I have always been wildly sexual – since preschool, actually, when I found I liked the game Boys Chase Girls much more than I thought and stripped out of my sundress to be the one the boys chose to chase. And after that, it was always sort of blatant. I liked the boys who dared make naughty hand gestures at me and oh, lord, when I discovered the power of miniskirts, I was Queen!

But Bear taught me subtlety and nuance, coy eye movements and flirting techniques. To be honest, she gave me a little class. Together, we’re unstoppable. Before she was in a relationship, we absolutely conquered parties and clubs. We learned tricks on how to be the hottest girls in the room – even when we were far from the hottest girls in the room. And boy, oh, boy did we devour sex books. We read every book there was on the subject. The culmination of our knowledge was one very delightful evening where we bought a BIG, BLACK DILDO and practiced sucking cock on it.

I wish I could make shit like that up.

When we finally moved in together, that big, black dildo (suction cup base) was stuck smack dab in the middle of our living room wall. A testament to our friendship, maybe, or to the dedication we had to a certain craft we wanted to be masters (mistresses?) of.

Another result of our living together was that we soon became nude best friends. We were naked as often as possible in our apartment, whether the other girl was there or not. It was comforting to be naked around someone else and we developed long standing habits of shedding our clothes when we are alone. It may sound strange, but it’s very innocent, non-sexual, and cozy to be nude around Bear. In fact, drinking some wine in her apartment this last week leads me to today’s HNT…

After we finished the wine, we went into the bathroom to get ready to go out, where I couldn’t help snapping one final picture. I will miss this routine when I leave!

HHNT! Don’t forget Osbasso and the rest of the HNTers!

HNT – August 13th, 2009

I didn’t know what to do for HNT, but my mum took me shopping and there, in the dressing room, I grabbed my camera phone and snapped it. I like it a lot, actually – my hair is frizzy from the rain, my nails are as hot pink as anything can be, and I learned skinny jeans are for people who don’t have hot asses like mine.

Another reason I like this photo is my pudge. That’s right, I like my fat. Why? Because I know it’s going to be gone soon. I’m down six pounds since I’ve started my new healthy eating and I plan to be down quite a few more by the time I leave the country. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be keeping my curves, but it will be nice to have things toned. I’ve been very, very good, so that when I get to England, I can be very, very bad without worrying about how I look naked.

Head over to Osbasso’s joint and see who else is half-nekkid this week.

HNT – August 6th, 2009

I’m a little late getting my HNT this week… Just wanted to remind everyone to enjoy nature.

Check out Osbasso and all his HNT participants!

HNT – July 23rd, 2009

Very lovely of Z (PhaedraFallen) to remind me I had this bustier in my panty drawer. Very lovely of Bear to let me borrow her stripper heels. Click to see a larger version! I like it viewed bigger (even though I realized to0 late that the third picture is about three pixels too high. Of course, I figured it out AFTER I had merged all the layers and done some final editing…).

Don’t forget to check Osbasso and the other HNT participants!

HNT – July 16th, 2009

It is difficult to explain what Harry Potter means to me.

I was in fifth grade when I began reading the first book. Ten years old, about to turn eleven. I spent that summer waiting for my owl, and when it didn’t come, I became convinced the American wizarding school would take me at twelve instead. Of course, here I am, not a trained witch, but I grew up with Harry. Until the final book, his growth coincided with mine. We learned, together, about the darkness of the world and the wonders of love and friendship.

I used to think about Draco Malfoy before I went to sleep, and as I grew older and realized Draco wasn’t going to be the bad boy I wanted, but instead a coward acting out of fear, I began to fantasize about Lucius. Maybe that was where my attraction to older men began. Who knows? But I certainly found a sexual outlet in HP through fanfiction (slash and otherwise, as I am a Draco/Ginny shipper and adore well-written fanfiction of that nature).

The release of the seventh book was a life event. During the PotterCast tour before it came out, I was able to get interviewed about my theories on what would happen. I was featured in the paper for being spotted in costume at the book premiere. It consumed me that summer. And so last night, I was obviously at the theatre for the midnight showing, dressed up, and ready to watch the next cinematic installment of Harry Potter’s story.

So HHNT, internet, and here is my tribute to Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

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I made that wand, by the way. I carved, sanded, polished, and stained it myself. I told you I was a hardcore fan. ;P