Post #100! Oh, and HNT – November 5th, 2009

This is my official post #100! If you’ve been following me from the beginning, you may know that there were a large number of posts I cut out when coworkers found my blog. But as it stands now, this is number one-zero-zero! And I’m very proud.

To commemorate this occasion, here are 100 things you may or may not have known about me sexually!

1. I love sex.
2. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night.
3. I had my tongue pierced for four reasons: a) it was 2-4-1 piercing day at the parlor, b) I loved the way it looked, c) I admit, I did want to use it while giving head, and d) my man at the time had his done and ohgodyes did that ever feel good!
4. I like it rough.
5. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25.
6. I regret only one of those.
7. I’ve been titty-fucked.
8. I’ve had a MMF threesome.
9. I haven’t had a FFM threesome (but I want to!).
10. I’ve dated and/or slept with guys of these nationalities: Persian, Saudi Arabian, Russian (x2), Indian, English, Lebanese, Kurdish, Cuban, South African, Mexican, and American.
11. I have an FBI record for dating the Saudi Arabian… and the FBI knew details of my sex life I hadn’t given them myself. Creepy. [Only now, I share my sex life with the entire internet, so I guess I can't really complain.]
12. I used to get sent home early from pre-school for taking my clothes off and trying to chase the boys so I could kiss them.
13. My first serious boyfriend (age 16) once tried to get me to touch his penis (I had never before touched one!), and when I said no, we compromised that I would just “look at it for a little bit.”
14. I was once choked during sex (by someone I trust to the highest degree). It was hot.
15. I used whipped cream as a sex toy for the first time when I was 17.
16. I love being on top… but I love it more if he’s grabbing my hips and moving me up and down.
17. I have a clitoral hood piercing.
18. I’ve had sex on a kitchen counter… that wasn’t mine. Or his.
19. I’m incredibly aroused by women, especially lesbian porn… but in practice, I’m totally straight.
20. I’ve been tied up.
21. I’ve tied someone up.
22. The oldest person I’ve had sex with was 17 years my senior.
23. I once stuck the handle of a hairbrush up someone’s ass.
24. I only have one nipple pierced, and I’ll probably keep it that way.
25. I once got fingered in a sandbox at a playground (I was 17). It definitely wasn’t a repeat experience.
26. My favorite movie sex scene is in The Red Violin, when the gypsy girl is fucking the violinist as he plays.
27. I’ve had sex in front of a stranger.
28. I like to read Craigslist ads searching for a girl for a FFM threesome. I’ve never responded, but I think it would be really hot to be a “couple’s toy” for a night.
29. I like nibbling on ears.
30. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall.
31. One of my hottest sexual experiences was Engineer fucking me as we both watched ourselves in the mirror.
32. I love watching guys masturbate.
33. I’ve always, always wanted to have sex in a library.
34. I used to work for Starbucks and I always wanted to do an HNT in just my green apron… Unfortunately, I gave them all away when I quit.
35. I think champagne is the sexiest drink to have with a lover. It has a sexy name, it comes in a sexy glass, and it has a sophistication to it that even wine does not.
36. In that vein, I have always wanted someone to drizzle champagne on me and lick it off.
37. In high school, I was the romantic and my best friend Bear was the sex goddess. Not that she isn’t any less goddess-y, but now, the roles have sort of switched. As is, she prefers relationships and I enjoy casual sex.
38. I buy bedsheets based on how sexy I think they look.
39. I love water sex – I’ve had sex in a pool, a shower, and a hot tub. I also love making out in the rain and hope to have sex during a thunderstorm.
40. I’ve never owned more than two sex toys at a time.
41. In Israel, I once had to deter a guy who was trying to have sex with me in a bathroom. My Hebrew isn’t great, so the only thing I could think to say was, “Bad time of the month!” (which wasn’t true!).
42. I used to fuck a customer from the bar who we all called Motorcycle Marty.
43. Since getting to the UK, I’ve had sex only seven times.
44. I had sex in the middle of a baseball diamond.
45. I’ve fucked a college football player.
46. My almost first kiss resulted in me laughing in the guy’s face. Oops! But to be fair, he tried while my dad was driving him home and we were in the backseat. It was not the time nor the place.
47. Ever since I became confident sexually, I’ve wanted to have revenge sex with this guy I met freshman year. I had sucked, and he was a jerk.
48. My favorite toy right now is my LELO Lily that RainCityBaby got me.
49. Three people I’ve slept with know about this blog. I don’t think any of them read it regularly and I’m not sure one of them has ever even looked for it.
50. In the last week, I have made myself cum at least three times a day.
51. The most used tags for my blog are (in alphabetical order): breasts, cock, dating, fucking, HNT, pussy, sex, and the Engineer.
52. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. So do most of my sexual partners.
53. Despite that, I’ve never had anal sex.
54. I have been rimmed though.
55. I prefer finger-fucking to oral sex, but it’s best if they’re combined.
56. I used to hate having my breasts touched. It reminded me of my first boyfriend.
57. My first vibrator was actually really good. It was a multi-speed/multi-function ribbed bullet which was incredibly powerful and lasted a year and a half until I dropped it.
58. I started reading sex blogs when I googled “How to give a blowjob” and landed on The Over-Educated Nympho’s How-To. I was 18.
59. My roommate freshman year and I once tried to learn how to dirty talk by writing an anonymous naughty letter to one of the boys down the hall. We taped it to his door and ran away giggling. It had choice phrases like “I love your coffee-colored skin and want you to put your cream in my cup.”
60. I once gave someone a blowjob in his kitchen while a party happened in his living room.
61. I think the sexiest thing about a man is the V of his hips leading down to his cock. I love when his trousers slip just enough that it’s subtly visible.
62. I once had sex on a giant trampoline.
63. I’ve had sex with a guy who had a Prince Albert.
64. I really want to fuck a guy with a strap-on.
65. The second guy I ever had sex with was a frat guy with a “reputation.” Screw the rep, we were safe, and he really knew what he was doing.
66. I like ribbed condoms better than smooth.
67. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum.
68. I always tear up a little when I deep-throat… and for some reason, I love how sexy and slutty that makes me feel.
69. I don’t like 69ing. Can’t concentrate on what I’m doing. Two people doing half-assed oral isn’t as good as one person giving their full attention.
70. I like (rationally) jealous boyfriends.
71. I like silly sex.
72. I once had sex after drinking a few shots of Absinthe. It was incredibly heightened sensation-wise and we had to stop because it felt so good it hurt.
73. I am really turned on by being told what to do.
74. I have never ‘made love.’
75. I love teasing a guy while he’s on the phone.
76. One of my hottest first kisses with a guy was in a theatre dressing room.
77. I am often the one to take initiative sexually.
78. I think spontaneous bondage – being tied up with a tie, a belt, or some other everyday object – is infinitely hotter than bondage toys.
79. Until recently, I could not always make myself cum during masturbation.
80. My first real orgasm was during a bubble bath.
81. I once signed up for a Sugar Daddy dating website. I went on one dinner date, but it was really not my thing. Nothing happened.
82. I read somewhere vanilla, as a scent, is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs for men, so I always try to have something with vanilla in it in my bathing/perfume routine. Currently, it’s a vanilla bodywash.
83. I love playing with nipples.
84. If ever necessary, I have music picked out to striptease to.
85. Before I leave university, I really want to fuck a professor.
86. I don’t own any panties that aren’t thongs or boyshorts. No granny panties or even bikini briefs in my underwear drawer! (Oh, wait. Except ONE pair that is lacey and leopard print, but y’know. Close enough.)
87. I really want to fuck Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
88. My best friend Bear taught me how to give head with a big, black, suction cup dildo.
89. I love having my hair pulled.
90. I sometimes forget how non-vanilla I am and how many non-vanilla things I’m aware about that others aren’t and shock people.
91. I’ve had sex with a sexy firefighter, though he wasn’t wearing his uniform at the time. Backdraft was on in the background, though…
92. I wish more guys would want you to put your finger up their ass.
93. I love being naked.
94. I think it’s fun to go out somewhere “freshly fucked”.
95. A partner and I once broke a key off a keyboard AND a blender in what he referred to as the “throes of passion.”
96. I hate sex terms like “donkey punch”, “Dirty Sanchez”, etc. I especially hate “superman”, but that’s mostly because Soulja Boy is an idiot.
97. I think sexting is totally hot.
98. I was once given a joke candy-cane shaped vibe for X-mas… and he totally used it on me later that night.
99. I have incredibly nice canvas posters on my wall… of yummy erotica.
100. I’m cheating for #100… It’s my HNT! But you get four pictures this week and a bit more than I usually show (above the neck, anyway ;P risky? perhaps… but I like a little risk!), so I think it’s worth #100.

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Last week for Halloween, I was a faerie. I found this wonderful Venetian carnival mask…

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Don’t forget to stop on by Osbasso’s! Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone, and Happy 100 to me!

HNT – June 18th, 2009

I originally wasn’t going to use this photo. I was going to use a photo that was more “half” than “nekkid”, since my HNTs have been naked, dirty, XXX… Nothing half-nekkid about them!

But in the end, I had the other photo all prepped, uploaded, and I couldn’t think of anything to say. I didn’t really like it. I had this one and I loved it – this photo is sexy, provocative, a little porn, but a little arty. So perhaps next week, I will be half-nekkid and a little teasing, but for this Thursday, I’m an exhibitionist again. I can’t help it.

Also, it’s a little hard to tell, but I changed my clitoral hood jewelry – this one has opals in it. I feel dangerously expensive with opals on my clit. It’s very sexy.

Go see Osbasso and the other HNT-ers!

Too Darn Hot

[Too Darn Hot - Kiss Me Kate]

Note to self: Do NOT touch your clit no matter how horny you are after CUTTING JALAPENOS!

It burns, it burns, it burns…!

It’s getting worse and worse! I am running to the bath now… FUUUUUUUUCK!

UPDATE: Rinsed off in shower, still burning. Looking up ways to ease pain. Just so you know, it wasn’t like I cut the peppers and then touched myself. I cut them hours ago for dinner… I just didn’t realize I’d still have pepper jizz on my fingers!

UPDATE 2: Google concensus seems to be milk. I thought that would be the cure, to be honest. I may be the only sexblogger to pour milk on her clitoris. Tea is also a suggestion. So I may be having a cup of cambric tea to drink while simultaneously dripping it onto my genitals. I KNOW somewhere out there thinks that is arousing and all I can say is, if that is doing that for you? Very. Strange. Fetish.

UPDATE 3: Okay. I did it. I poured half a glass of milk on myself. It was a strange act, I admit… I did it half out of the need for relief from chili burn and half out of morbid curiousity/the need to see if it would actually work.

It worked.

I am only realizing now, post milk-bath, that it would have been way more fun to use whipped cream, and call over a friend to lick it off…

Hope you had a good moment of schadenfreude reading this post! I know I learned a very valuable lesson tonight. Please… take heed from my mistake. Do not touch yourself or your partner after making tasty chicken chile verde. Do not rub fingers on anybody’s bits after eating tasty wings or if you have, for any reason, soaked your digits in salsa. Please.

Tired of Using Technology, Why Don’t You Sit Down on Top of Me?

[Technology - 50 Cent]

A text message conversation with the Engineer. I have ulterior motives. He makes an inappropriately ‘crush-like’ comment. We both get aroused.

I wish I was in your bed. I’m already hot and wet for you!

Mmmm sounds delicious

You sound delicious.

I can’t wait to get back to your city and shoot a big hot load right on your tongue where you can taste it best

Sounds fucking amazing… I will swallow every tasty drop. You are so big but I am determined and it turns me on to suck you off

Damn I’m getting hard at lunch. Not cool!! Will you let me cum on your face?

Just don’t get it in my eyes ;P

Hahaha. deal. I love how you make me laugh

I love you make me wet… And how you’ll make me cum, tongue on my clit, fingers deep in my pussy…

Hell yeah! Maybe 1 in your ass…

Maybe… God, i bet you could break the record of how many times i can cum in one night…

What’s the record

Five

How many hours

Two or three? I don’t remember exactly

daaaaaaammnnnnn

;P no shame if it doesn’t happen

It’ll happen.

I can’t wait to get you naked and hard… God the things I have running through my head!

Yes yes yes. I’m going to hit hard baby – very fucking hard

I can’t keep my fingers out of my pussy after that…! Hitting it hard and rough is one of the things I like best..

What’s the other

I like slow, teasing sex where I am begging for it and sometimes I like being in control… And silly sex! I like almost everything ;P

Back to work see you tuesday

Please Don’t Stop The Music

On the importance of proper background noise -

During the Engineer’s last visit, he dropped into the hotel during his lunch hour. I was sitting cross-legged and mostly naked on the bed, partially waiting for him and partially watching a special on early Nazism on the History Channel.

He laughed at my ‘laziness’ (really, I couldn’t leave the room without getting locked out, so I didn’t bother getting dressed), then came over and kissed the top of my head, his hand lingering on my shoulder before dropping down to cup my breasts. I feigned dressing and bent over in front of him to pick up my discarded clothes from the night before, and within seconds I was bent over on the bed, his cock hard and teasing at the opening between my thighs.

“And in 1938, the Nazi Party…” Whoa, whoa, whoa! NOT sexy, dirty talk!

The Engineer didn’t notice, but all the Holocaust talk was making my poor little Jewish vagina quiver in terror and distraction. Nazis and Pre-WWII Germany just didn’t make me wet…! In fact, if anything, I was drying up, so I frantically grabbed for the remote on the other end of the bed and switched off the television. Blissful silence! And now I could properly hear the Engineer’s groans of pleasure, too. Yum. That was a sound I could get used to.

So what IS appropriate for sexing to avoid embarrassing distractions like the Power Rangers theme sifting into your iTunes shuffle mix or your noisy roommate’s through-the-wall phone conversation? I propose these choices:

1. Nothing!: Sometimes it is best just to have sex to your own sweet noises. The slick slap of skin on skin, light whimpers, soft moans, loud moans, nasty, naughty, dirty talk (“I’m going to fuck your sweet little pussy so hard and you’re gonna’ lick me clean…” “Ohhhh, yes, please, fuck me, I just want you inside me NOW!”), name-calling (“Slut!”, “Cocksucker!”, and “Jake, Jake, Jaaaaaake! Oh, JAKE!”*). I even like the delicious wet noise my cunt makes when I’m so dripping-ready for fingers, or tongue, or cock… Not to mention it is always good to monitor the pounding of the bed against the wall and the squeak of the mattress springs – you never know when they might collapse on you!
2. Low Televison/Movie Noises: The only reason I’m including this is because sometimes, when watching tv or a movie with a partner, hands wander and bits touch. In my experience, this is usually comfortable and sweet sex, which I don’t really like much anymore, and very “homey.” However! Just like the History Channel did to me, your TV may spring some audible gem on you like when I was making out with my high school boyfriend on his mom’s couch after getting distracted from watching Team America and the vomit scene came on. God. That was awful. Hindsight? I don’t really recommend this. Just… pause it. Or turn it off.
3. MAKE A PLAYLIST!!!: My FAVORITE option! As a musician, singer, and music-lover, I have been constructing playlists to match moods for years. From “Summery California Roadtrip” to “Fantasies of Violins” to “Dance It Out”, my iTunes is arranged and rearranged multiple times. But you want to hear about the SEX, right? These are all playlists I made specifically for fucking and GOD some of these songs are hot!

• I Lust You – The first playlist I made. Mostly songs that just had to do with sex and weren’t always ’sexy’ (“Toucha-Toucha-Touch Me” from Rocky Horror was on there, afterall). There’s a lot of tango music on here, too, including the tango from the scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith (a movie which always kind of turns me on) Assassin’s Tango. Oh, and pretty much every piece I possess by Antonio Vivaldi (demonstrated there by the sexy Vanessa Mae), who I would make sweet, sweet love to if he weren’t, y’know, dead.
• seXXXy – This is the playlist I like to play for myself, either while I get ready to play sexy or when I’m getting sexy with my own fingers or toys. This includes songs like Handsome Boy Modeling School’s “I’ve Been Thinking” (sensual, slow, yearning), Melanie Fiona’s “Give It To Me Right” (lusty, burlesque-y, demanding), Lady Gaga’s “I Like It Rough” (describes my tastes a bit, doesn’t it?), and The Fugees’ “Killing Me Softly” (classic, fantasy, soulful). Lots of similar things on this mix – very feminine, powerful, and luscious,though .
• Take Me – This is the playlist I composed for hardcore, raw FUCKING. Without question, “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails is on here (geeked a little bit, since I just saw the Star Trek movie today… I’m not a huge fan, but I do love the Kirk/Spock slash in this video!). Also, I have Massive Attack’s “Dissolved Girl” (gorgeous, driving, deep), “Undenied” by Portishead (really, anything by them, but this song is like red nails clutching into the flesh of someone’s back and close, intense, passionate thrusts), Garbage’s “#1 Crush” (those opening moans really do it, don’t they?), and Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown” (poppy, but love the beat).

• Tease – The stripping playlist, or the “ah, ah, not yet *wink*” playlist! Definitely includes “Come On Closer” by Jem which is hands down one of the sexiest songs ever recorded. If you don’t start taking your clothes off to just the music of this song, then listen to the lyrics! Guaranteed to get you hot. Other songs on this playlist: “Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears (engaging, playful, submissive), “I Turn My Camera On” by Spoon (satisfied, selfish, pleasing), “Lights On” by The Pierces (I’m not a Gossip Girl fan, but it was the best version I could find on YouTube… this song is just pure tease, I adore it. The lyrics are very clever, too!), and another perfect striptease song, “Nasty, Naughty Boy” by Christina Aguilera (nasty [of course], naughty [well, duh], scrumptious).

There are other songs I love as well, but those are most of my favorites. As I find more, I’ll certainly share them with you! Nothing like a good fuck-song passed between friends.

*I have never actually screamed Jake’s name in bed. I have never actually met Jake. But I feel like he must have that effect on women he sleeps with and so he makes a cameo that way.

Come On Home, Turn Me On – Part Two, 5-1

[The continuation of my Top Ten Turn Ons! Part One Here]

5. Words – This could move up to number one if I’m in the right mood. Words are my line of study and I try to surround myself with them as often as possible. The number of books I own has grown exponentially since my last bookshelf purge, and that includes three or four erotica short story collections. Literary erotica gets me so much pleasure, and if I’m feeling aroused and by myself, I like to immerse myself in it. I also think that an important aspect of flirting in this age of technology is TEXTING. I don’t mean “lol u r sxxxy” but “I’m sitting in class and I can’t stop thinking about the way you fucked me last night…” or “I’m so wet right now, it’s hard to concentrate on my work. ;P” I even like “Fuck me. Hard. Tonight.” All kinds of sexting is at your fingertips (literally), and I think it’s a great foreplay for foreplay. It’s a great way to communicate your desires to fuckbuddies and hook-ups without getting involved with shit like phone conversation or dating. I think it’s safe to say that any man or woman who can use words properly can be sexy with dirty talk (something I’m still working on myself, though), dirty texts, and dirty literature.

4. Music – You may not have noticed, but every single one of my titles is based on the lyrics of a song (except the HNT posts). Music is… passion. Music fuels so much of my life. Before being a creative writing major, I was a vocal performance major. I acted and sang in musical theatre in high school, I played violin from the tender age of five to the sullen age of fourteen, and music theory used to be one of my geeky joys (though I’ve forgotten most of it now). Imagine how bewildered and ecstatic I was when I realized the effect music had on me sexually! I know the exact moment, too. I was lying in bed, listening to “Palladio” by Karl Jenkins (the “diamonds” song – you can listen to a rockin’ version of it here while watching the very sexy eScala). I pictured myself as a grown woman, performing this song with my lover in the audience. The scene switched back and forth between the intensity of a soloist’s concentration, beads of sweat forming on her brow, and her romantic tryst after the concert as her lover pulled her upstairs to their dark New York loft and slammed her down on the bed, wild with lust after seeing her perform. The piece is a constant back-and-forth between the string instruments and my mind wandered back and forth from the concert hall to the narrow, sinful staircase. That did it – after that, every song had a story behind it. Classical music, especially, but then I melted into everything – jazz, big band, cabaret, musicals, and then I discovered club music, hip-hop, some rap, reggaton, salsa… I made playlists anticipating having sex to them – “I Lust You”, “seXXXy”, “Take Me”, “Tease”. I’ve never actually had sex to any of my playlists, though. It’s sort of a shame. But get me in a room with a low, dark beat and a sultry, sexy voice crooning some kind of taboo intimacy, and I have to grind against you until we both can’t take it.

If only I had an iPod…! I would love to combine music and sex with this or this.

[I have a longer post on music coming up... just getting my thoughts together about it!]

3. Intelligence – After the Engineer, I realized just how important intelligence was to me. It’s not just about your math skills, but let’s be honest, stupid people aren’t attractive. My High School Boyfriend was not the brightest and it ended up being part of our downfall as a couple (that, and the fact that I wanted sex a helluva lot more than he did).

Gotta’ face it, kiddos, you can’t have witty banter without wit. And half of flirting, in my opinion, is witty banter! Coyly throwing challenges at your opponent and weaving in subtle innuendo is another foreplay to foreplay (just like sexting!). But if I meet a guy in a bar, he’s cute, and all he can say is, “Duh, wanna’ go home with me?”, then it is NOT going to happen. And by meet a guy in a bar, I mean, you know, after my 21st birthday on Monday. ;P

2. High Heels/Stilettos – God… yes… As creepy as it was, I have to give Rocket Scientist credit for his appreciation of heels. I own at least twenty pairs of shoes, more than half of which are heels. I have black stilettos, dark red pumps, silver heels, black kitten heels (which are not my favorite pair because of how short they are, but I do love the word ‘kitten’!)… The ones I like best are my ‘Schoolgirl Heels’ – gray and black plaid with a sweet silver buckle (it just so happens they match my so-short-it’s-unfit-for-public-outings schoolgirl skirt, too).

I like girls who wear sexy heels. I like girls who wear stiletto-ed boots. I like the way a heel shapes my calves and makes my ass taut, pushed out, and pouty. I like leaving my heels on, especially with thigh highs and a garter belt. I don’t have the money to have a shoe fetish like Carrie Bradshaw, but I do have the desire for it. If I can help it, I never wear flats. School and work keep me in slip ons and sneakers, but for any other situation, I WILL ‘click-click-click’ down the hallway in heels.

And the number one turn-on for your sex-loving Coquitten…

1. ROUGH LOVERS – He slammed her up against the wall, pulling her head back by her hair so that his lips could smother hers. His other hand pinned her wrists above her head with sheer brute force, and she would have fought harder to free them, except that his knee shoved under her skirt and between her thighs was making her weak as it rubbed mercilessly against her soaked panties…

Okay, it’s not my best work of fiction, and it’s a little cliche, but give it to me like that I will dissolve into a puddle of cum. I want to be slammed and pressed and forced and twisted. I want to be tied up and taken advantage of, kissed hard, and fucked harder. Being roughed up makes me moan and I like that spank, that bite, that hair pull…

I don’t want a BDSM relationship. That lifestyle is not for me – even isolated just to the bedroom. And yes! I like to be the dominant one every once in a while! I don’t like to bleed, or bruise (at least… not anywhere visible ;P), and I definitely wouldn’t trust someone to play these desires out to the max unless I really knew them.

But I like to be taken, not coaxed, and seduction is better if your heart is racing. Being told what to do is a fantasy of mine that no one has really grabbed hold of and accomplished yet. I love the idea of teasing someone until they can’t handle it and subsequently losing control of the situation. Cocksucker! I don’t wanna’ fucking make love! I wanna get FUCKED by you!